he might cut you
Also? It’s best not to pick those pens up. No, don’t even think about picking up those pens. Consider the floor their new home for now. And back away slowly. But not too far back. Not as far away as the bathroom. Because. You know. He’ll make good on that threat. It’ll be months from now and you’ll still be washing glitter out of your socks. You’ll look in the mirror and UGH, discover a fleck on your cheek. How’d that get there? Oh yeah, there was that one time I went solo to the potty and Oscar was true to his word. Anything but glitter man. Dump all the pens you want.
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Have a good weekend pals. Full of fun and excitement and a little peace and quiet. See you on Sunday for the spill.
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I am a freelance writer. Childbirth educator. Doula. Photographer. Mama of four. On most Sundays I head out early to take a leisurely drive alone. It's kinda my thing. Music up. Heart open. Soul alive. While I cruise I break my thoughts apart. I stack them back together. When I return home, my head feels much better. I spill all my goodies here. This life is such a trip, ya'll. So buckle up, Buttercups. And welcome.
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Oh Oscar. Love you.
What’s up with the pen throwing? It happens in this house too.
Note to self: NEVER, EVER BUY GLITTER. EVER.
Alison recently posted…The (Almost) Unbearable Lightness Of Not Being Needed
I agree. All the pens, just not the glitter. I am still finding little flecks hanging around from the Holidays.
Kim recently posted…The Hold-Out
Oh I just want to hug (squeeze) Oscar.
Carolyn recently posted…The Art of Tipping
Oh, that face! Seriously…..ANYTHING but glitter.
greta recently posted…Finally Friday.
Glitter is like the needles off the Christmas tree or Easter grass … there’s just no getting rid of it. Glad Oscar went with the pens.
michelle recently posted…Sweet Little Things . Week 3
I remember those days, and the look on his face is perfect for the words you chose.
Jennifer recently posted…Trifextra Week 52 {Creative Writing}
He is so darn cute!!! Keep the glitter up HIGH!!
Runnermom-jen recently posted…Eight is Great…
Ha! Hahaha! Oh man. I know this feeling all too well. How can they get into so much trouble in such a short amount of time?
Hee! Oh, how I love this! Love!
(And the glitter! Put the glitter up high! *Spoken with -ahem- experience!}
As always, your eye for capturing a moment is absolutely breath-taking.
Galit Breen recently posted…Teaching Americans to Think Outside of Themselves, on The Huffington Post
My now adult son calls glitter the herpes of the art world. I didn’t have it in my house. It had to be used outdoors.